davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

10knotes:

"why do you always open the cookie" take a good long gander

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10knotes:

"why do you always open the cookie" take a good long gander

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(Source: funkmaster-ari)

gnarly:

damn gurl is u flappy bird bc nobody likes u

death-by-lulz:

I GOT SCARED FOR A SECOND, BUT THEN awwwww

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death-by-lulz:

I GOT SCARED FOR A SECOND, BUT THEN awwwww

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(Source: ForGIFs.com)

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

time-locked-in-221b:

of-shoes-of-ships-of-sealing-wax:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

We need to have a chat with the U.S I think

*sad eagle noise*

time-locked-in-221b:

of-shoes-of-ships-of-sealing-wax:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

We need to have a chat with the U.S I think

*sad eagle noise*

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

jaclcfrost:

[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

joshpeckofficiall:

an actual picture of me

joshpeckofficiall:

an actual picture of me

(Source: pastabot)

codeinewarrior:

this could be us but we extinct

codeinewarrior:

this could be us but we extinct

(Source: grownmanchild)

pricklylegs:

Every time I see one of these, I hope for a shark..

pricklylegs:

Every time I see one of these, I hope for a shark..

(Source: milu-f)