My vision is getting worse(I couldn’t read the menu bord from thirsty’s, and so are the head aches. I wish I could just take my whole head apart and fix-it. Replace the bad parte for soñé good ones.

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

imthegirlwhowaited:

javaddward:

i just realized how dangerous it is to be a pizza boy like you could literally show up anywhere and like someone could just shoot you like if someone orders a pizza in the ghetto you have to go to the ghetto and give them the pizza like wow pizza boys are so brave i want to date a pizza boy

shhhh don’t say the p word, she will come

arc-reactor:

fuchsiatyrant:

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

google it

it’s called the deep web. never go there.

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home